Santa’s Little Rhyme

The Reason For The Season

Twas the night before Christmas
and people were trying
to recover somehow
from their orgy of buying

Wise men gave gifts
so it follows, you see:
We had to buy iPods
and flat-screen tvs

When Santa said, “Spend
all the money you’ve made”
What choice did we have?
We Christians obeyed

So tonight I kneel
while everyone rests
And bow my head
To make a request:

If you were willing, my Lord
to die for me
You had better come through
with a Playstation 3

Amen